I'm A Murderer

Not only do I kill people off in books, but I killed my laptop. Stupid decisions led to stupid moves which led to me dropping it and spilling liquid on it. When I brought it in and talked to the tech, he told me to wait, walked away and returned a few minutes later with a brand new one. Yeah, there would be no resuscitation (sp?). Thankfully the tech was able to get all my documents & pictures off of it, but I really can't afford a new one! And yet, I can't afford not to get a new one. {{{Sigh}}}